Chris Rock 10 remarkable comedian Quotes

1. A man is only as faithful as his options.
2. A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
3. Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
4. Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
5. George Bush hates midgets.
6. Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
7. If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
8. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
9. School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
10. Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.