Thursday, 5 June 2008

Chris Rock As An Actor

Christopher Julius Rock III was born in February 7, 1965. Chris Rock is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer and director. He was voted by Comedy Central as the fifth greatest stand-up comedian of all time.

Chris Rock Music' s Videos
  • Champagne from Roll With the New
  • No Sex (In the Champagne Room) from Bigger & BlackerRed
  • Hot Chili Peppers song Hump de Bump

Chris Rocks Films and TV Shows

  • Dogma
  • Beverly Hills Ninja
  • Lethal Weapon 4
  • Nurse Betty
  • The Longest Yard
  • Bad Company
  • Down to Earth.
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Chris Rock Album List

  • Cheese And Crackers: The... (2007)
  • Never Scared (Explicit) (2004)
  • Never Scared (Explicit) (2004)
  • Bigger & Blacker (Explicit) (1999)
  • Roll With The New (Expli... (1997)
  • Born Suspect (Explicit) (1991)

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Chris Rock Fans Reviews

He's on in '08 in London and Manchester.First ever UK gigs.Could be a good Christmas present :)

Little Beaver
Just got back from Hammersmith after being subjected to his alleged humour. I walked out before the end. Just utterly fucking grim. Gormless, sexist, politically imbecilic, frankly racist and an act entirely based on the most feeble stereotypes. His support act Byron Someoneorother pissed all over him from a great height. Rock started well enough, but rapidly unravelled. Interestingly, the largely black crowd were getting quieter as the show went on. Total, utter crap.But then I suppose if you find someone shouting "nigger" and "fuck" at the top of their voice amusing, you would have been highly entertained.

Count Cookula
I've liked some of his stuff in the past but I saw a recent live thing and it was very, very poor... shades of Ediie Murphy really, once the big screen and the Hollywood thing happens you lose touch with your old reality (and the original sources for your humour) and just stop being funny. He'll be getting a Spice Girl up the duff before too long.

Brad V
That sounds exactly like what I saw... no more blow jobs... no more eating pussy (wait for it)... after... you... get.... married... hur hur. How original :(That's exactly it. There were funny jokes in there, but wedged in between this tired cliched crap.

Oscars 2005 hosted by Chris Rock

Oh. What was that? Did I miss something? Nope. The telecast was just as I had predicted it in my Sunday story. In a word: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I think the problem is one of oversaturation. We saw so much of this already, and in such more comfortable surroundings, whether it was the gleeful Golden Globes or the dignified Screen Actors Guild awards -- so by the time we made it to the Academy, all the fun was gone. And Chris Rock tried so hard to be something he's not, instead of embracing his Chris Rockness. Oh well. If we're lucky, Rock's opening lines may have proven to be all too astute when he announced he was hosting the 77th and last Academy Awards.
Chris Rock's monologue: What was everyone worried about exactly? He even told the same jokes from his rehearsals earlier last week (and revealed online in spoiler fashion).
At the water cooler (or over the instant-messaging service) tomorrow, you'll likely dish about tonight's Academy Awards and debate who looked fabulous, who looked fabulously awful and whether Chris Rock hit the mark with his monologue.Years from now, however, your biggest Oscar memories won't be about who wore what, who hosted or even who won - they'll be about what the winners said in their 60 seconds of live prime-time glory.Don't believe me?Name the year and movie that won Roberto Benigni the Best Actor Oscar. Roberto who? Oh, you mean the guy who climbed over A-listers and their chairs, then said he'd "like to be Jupiter and kidnap everybody and lie down in the ground making love to everybody.''Yes, that guy.Try this in a public place. Ask everyone who has seen The Pianist to raise their hands. Now ask how many of them remember seeing Adrien Brody lip-lock Halle Berry when he won an Oscar for that film. Note the difference.Oscar telecasts are such droll, drawn-out, meticulously planned affairs that it's the acceptance speeches - often the only unpredictable part of the show - we remember most.

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Millions of people love the comedic acts of Chris Rock live. If you are searching for Chris Rock tickets, you will come across a lot of interesting facts about the man himself.Chris Rock has won an Emmy award for his television work, and his comedy albums have earned him several Grammy awards as well. Rock is said to have gotten his comedic style from his grandfather, Allen Rock. These are just a few of the interesting facts you will come across when searching for Chris Rock tickets on the Internet.Chris Rock is not only a hilarious comedian, but he is also an actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer and director. On Comedy Central, he was voted as the fifth greatest stand-up comedian of all time. No wonder a Chris Rock ticket is so hot.
American comic sensation Chris Rock visits the UK on his first official tour to these shores.
Rock will performs at venues in London.
If you are really a true friend of Chris Rock and like his comedy than this is the right time to show him you lovingness and affection to join him in his live concert that is going to be held on September 2008 according to his announcement. The Schedule of his September tour towards UK are as under:
Chris Rock Schedule
Hammersmith Apollo London 6 Sep, 2008
Hammersmith Apollo London 7Sep, 2008

Chris Rock 10 remarkable comedian Quotes

  1. A man is only as faithful as his options.
  2. A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
  3. Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
  4. Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
  5. George Bush hates midgets.
  6. Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
  7. If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
  8. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
  9. School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
  10. Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

Chris Rock - The Great Legend Comedian

Chris Rock is not only famous for his comedy nature in the United States but also all over the world. Chris rock comedy we cannot forget or cannot take out from the history because the history of comedy cannot survive without the legend Chris Rock. His comedy typically involves race relations in the United States, although he devotes a large portion of his material to women. Though not directly based on it, a lot of his comedic views are rooted in his teen years; his very strict parents, concerned about the neighborhood schools had him bussed to an almost all-white high school in Bensonhurst (a white-ethnic neighborhood of Brooklyn that ironically was known at the time for poor race relations). In the fall of 2005, UPN is going to premiere a sitcom called Everyone Hates Chris that is based on Rock's high school days.